Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Dare you to request your boss for a salary increase ?

It's been very hot this year, gorgeous sun shines everyday. Hearsay the place having sunshine reduces depression disorder. I do like sunshine, especially when the sun shines into the room, feel the sun is killing bacteria.
I haven't tasted any ice cream this year yet. Last year I coughed and doctor told me ice cream would make my bronchitis sticky. Those raspberries and berries were planned to put on ice cream and eat together, till then got to eat with yoghurt.

Yesterday morning I received a very funny email from my best friend S, which the subject title is "Dare you to request your boss for a salary increase". Let's read this mail :)
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . Worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih

She received a reply from her boss the next day.
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,Manager